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Mormon gets excommunicated
By Alan Hood | October 3, 2007
Mormons make the front page in Mesa
I love in-fighting made public. A couple of days ago my local newspaper the East Valley Tribune (a rag of the highest order) reported that a local LDS cultist has been excommunicated by the Mormon Cult. The said cultist a Mr. Lyndon Lamborn went public about his excommunication because the LDS Cult leaders advised him of their intent to inform the other cultists of his excommunication publicly.
Mr. Lamborn says that he is being excommunicated for raising questions about the teachings of the Mormon Cult after a co-worker informed him in 2005 that Joseph Smith the founder of the Mormon Cult was a polygamist. Mr. Lamborn has been a Mormon Cult member for more than 30 years, but he claims to have had no knowledge that Joseph Smith was a polygamist. Lyndon buddy, get your head out of your ass. Are you kidding me? What did you think people were referring to when they found out you were a Mormon and made you the butt of all of those jokes? I find it hard, no make that impossible to believe that this fool had no knowledge of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and many other Mormons being polygamists. I also find it impossible to believe that the Mormon Cult is trying to hide these simple truths from their drones, I mean followers.
Mr. Lamborn goes on to state that he has found thousands of reason why the Mormon Cult cannot be what it claims to be during his subsequent investigation. He also claims that the Cult leaders cannot give him thorough explanations for his findings and that they are claiming that he is sharing his findings with the other Cult members. Well of course he is, he is also sharing his research with the public by taking this “story” to the local rag. This Cult has a right to protect its drones from people who would directly speak out against it while in it’s midst. No matter how innocent Lyndon is trying to make himself seem in the article I am absolutely sure that he has some ulterior motive, and my best guess is that he is writing a book and is trying to gain a little notoriety before it is released. Congratulations Lyndon you made the front page of the East Valley Tribune but more importantly you made the front page of Spited.com.
Now if I could just figure out how to keep those annoying little roaches (oops I meant cultists) from ringing my doorbell, life would be grand. Seriously stop coming to my door. I have put up a keep out sign on my gate and that didn’t help. My local hardware store doesn’t sell “NO MORMONS” signs. So I guess I will have to come up with a sign of my own. How about “WE FEED MORMONS — To our dogs”
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May 5th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I like the rag, Alan. I was of course, very much aware of polygamy in the church, after all, I have polygamist on both sides of the family tree. I was unaware, as are most members of the church, of the depth and breadth of the polygamous and polyandrous relationships entered into by one Joseph Smith, Jr. I took a poll in my High Priests Group of about 25 men, and NONE of them were aware that Smith had married a 14-yr old or that he married women that were already married. Yes, I needed to pull my head out of my ass and I think I succeeded, but only after extraordinary effort on my part. This information is NOT freely disseminated among church members.
I really didn’t have heartburn with polygamy when I was a member per se (now I do), but after reading “Mormon Enigma”, I did have heartburn with the secrecy, the deceptions, and general transparent womanizing of Smith.
I actually asked for a quiet departure from the church, but somehow got into an escalation of testosterone with the Stake President. Judging by how I have been treated since the article, it was absolutely the right thing to do. No regrets here.
Good luck trying to keep the mishies off your doorstep!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I cannot verify that the above comments are from the actual Lyndon Lamborn referred to in the article. But the comments would seem to be consistent.
If that is actually you Mr. Lamborn, congratulations on removing yourself from the LDS “church”. It is not easy for most people to do, especially when they have been a member as long as you.
Alan